Bert the Brainy One's Bio

Bert is the founder and CEO of this esteemed institution, known for his unparalleled intellect and unwavering dedication to all things absurd.

His interests include, but are not limited to:

• Extreme ironing
• Cooking intricate meals with his pet chicken, Cluck Norris
• Collecting antique door knobs
• Solving complex mathematical equations while blindfolded

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