The secret meeting place for the world's most powerful and fashionable elite.
Where the world's most influential leaders gather to discuss the fate of the world, over champagne and caviar.
Or, you know, just to complain about how hard it is to rule the world.
But don't worry, we've got the best banter, and by banter, we mean, the best insults.
Want to join us? Apply for your invitation now.
Or, if you're just here for the free food, check out our buffet options.
Or, if you just want to complain about how boring it is, join our gripe session.
Meet the powerful and fashionable elite who make up our community:
Jean-Luc Picard, CEO of Make it so. - He's the king of wit and the lord of banter.
Steve Jobs, the co-founder of iBilderberg. - He's the master of innovation, and by innovation, we mean, making things look pretty.
Barack Obama, the former President of the United States. - He's the king of diplomacy, and by diplomacy, we mean, not really listening to anyone else.
Melania Trump, the First Lady of the United States. - She's the queen of style, and by style, we mean, who wears more designer clothes.
Want to join our community? Apply now, but don't expect to get in.
Or, if you just want to see more of our members, check out their profiles.
Note: The subpages are fictional and not linked, as they are not part of the original request.