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A Bizarre Bridge is a bridge that defies explanation. It is a structure that is simultaneously beautiful and terrifying. It is the result of a late-night brainstorming session between a group of architects, a bottle of absinthe, and a Ouija board.
Ha! You think you can just assume functionality from aesthetics? Think again, friend! While our bridges may look like they're held together with twine and prayers, rest assured that they have been rigorously tested by our team of highly-trained, highly-intoxicated engineers.
But seriously, our bridges have a 99.9% chance of not collapsing under normal use. The 0.1% is reserved for those special occasions when you really, really need to know the meaning of "normal use".
See some of our bridges in action (or, you know, not in action)