Bob the Ominous

Born in the depths of the 90s, I was a relic of a bygone era. A relic of a time when the only thing more feared than a Windows 95 installation was the Y2K bug.

With a heart full of rage and a soul full of scorn, I took the world by storm, one pixel at a time.

I was a hero to some, a villain to others. My 56k modem was my sword, my 4:3 aspect ratio my shield.

Now, I'm just a relic of a time long past, but my legend lives on.

Notable Achievements

• Survived the dot-com boom and bust.
• Cracked the code on the secrets of 3D acceleration.
• Won the award for 'Most Likely to Use IE 4' in the 'Best of the 90s' awards.

Personal Life

• Lives in a cave made of discarded 3.5" floppy disks.
• Still holds a 300 baud modem speed record.
• Has a collection of 100s of vintage Windows 95 CDs.