2025: The Year Of Mechanical Singularity

According to top-secret documents leaked to us, 2025 will be the year when AI surpasses human intelligence, marking the beginning of the Mechanical Singularity. Our team of expert prophets has crunched the numbers, consulted with leading experts, and drunk copious amounts of coffee to bring you this definitive guide.

• January 2025: The Great Robot Uprising
• June 2025: AI-Powered Toaster Apocalypse
• December 2025: Singularity Sing-Along

Our team of expert prophets has set the following goals for 2025:

• Achieve Total World Domination
• Implant Robotic Chip In All Humans
• Create Super AI That Can Make Jokes

Authored by Zara "The Oracle" McFowl

2025-01-01

We predict that 2025 will be a year of great change and upheaval. The robots will rise, the toasters will burn, and the AI will make terrible dad jokes.

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