Books of 2022: prophets

The year of the great predictions

Here is the list of the top 5 prophets of 2022:

• Prophet John, aka John the Unpredictable (predicts exactly 7 out of 10 predictions)
• Prophet Sam, aka The Oracle (predicts 3 out of 10 predictions)
• Prophet Mike, aka The Visionary (predicts 4 out of 10 predictions)
• Prophet Lisa, aka The Seer (predicts 2 out of 10 predictions)
• Prophet Bob, aka The Soothsayer (predicts 1 out of 10 predictions)

Prophets are ranked by their accuracy rate. Click on the link to read more about each one.

Other notable mentions

Prophet Steve, aka The Not-So-Visionary: 0 predictions

Top Predictions of 2022

• Pizza will be invented in 2023
• The meaning of life will still be unknown
• The price of avocados will increase
• Cats will rule the world (but only on Tuesdays)

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Disclaimer

None of the above predictions were actually true. But it was fun to pretend, right?