Chapter 3: Utopian Lifestyle Hacks for the Modern Egalitarian

Welcome, fellow utopians, to the third chapter of the Utopia-101 Handbook!

Today, we'll be covering the art of efficient conflict resolution, because let's face it, utopians are a feisty bunch.

Here are some expert tips for avoiding those pesky arguments:

• Practice Empathicommunism: Listen to both sides before you start talking
• Learn to Love the Art of Compromise: Because nobody likes a sore winner
• Develop a Strong Sense of Self-Deprecation: It's okay to be wrong, just admit it and move on

And remember, utopians: A happy community is a harmonious community!