The Pan-Galactic Pizza Recipe

For the adventurous gourmands of the cosmos, we present to you a culinary masterpiece: Pan-Galactic Pizza

Ingredients:

Preheat your spaceship's kitchen to 500°C (or 932°F for our Earth-dwelling friends). Combine all ingredients in a mixing chamber and stir counterclockwise for precisely 7.3 times.

Shape into a circular pie and bake in a gravitational wave oven for 5-7 minutes.

Cut into slices and serve with a side of Quasar Queso for an out-of-this-world experience

For a sushi variant, click here

Warning: Consuming this dish may cause spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution (or a fire extinguisher).