Welcome to Utopia-1, where the jobs are as sweet as the air

In the year 2154, we've finally reached Peak Happiness, where every job is a dream come true. No more 9-to-5 drudgery, no more soul-sucking cubicles. Here are some of the most coveted jobs in Utopia-1:

1. Cloud Dancer

Job Description: Float on air for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. Must be comfortable with heights, and willing to wear a fetching white unitard.

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2. Time Traveler

Job Description: Go back in time, fix any mistakes, and then return to the present. Must be able to handle mild temporal disorientation.

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3. Mood Sculptor

Job Description: Craft the perfect ambiance for every occasion. From sunset vistas to disco parties. Must be able to wear 3D glasses and wield a mean paint can.

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Subpages:

Cloud Dancer Union Negotiations: A Guide

The Time Traveler's Bill of Rights

Mood Sculptor's Guild: A Directory