Welcome, citizens of Utopia 3! We're glad you asked.
Utopia 3 is a society where the air is clean, the water is pure, and the coffee is always free. It's a place where the sun rises over the horizon and sets in the same spot every day, where the only sound you'll ever hear is the sound of birds singing and the hum of happy people working together.
But don't believe the hype. We're still working on it.
We have food, and it's good for you. No more processed crap, just fresh, locally-sourced, organic goodness. And don't even get us started on the craft beer.
But be warned: our chefs are unionized, so don't even think about trying to order a burger with extra pickles. That's just not how we roll.
We have art, music, and theater. All free. All good. All the time.
No more Netflix binging, no more video games that'll rot your brain. Just live performances, live music, and live conversation.
Just fill out the application form on the Manifesto page and wait for your invite. Don't worry, we'll send it to you via carrier pigeon.
And don't even get us started on the background checks. We'll just trust you, and if you screw up, we'll... well, we'll just have a chat about it, and maybe have a nice cup of tea.
We're a utopia, not a monastery. You can still do your thing, just do it with a little more joy, a little more love, and a little less complaining.
But don't get too wild, or you might just find yourself in Other Aspects.