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Welcome to the Espresso Extravaganza

Here, the coffee flows like a river of liquid gold. Well, actually, it's just really hot water with some grounds in it.

Espresso Menu

Our Secret Ingredient

It's not a secret, but we like to pretend it is. Our secret ingredient is actually just a pinch of love and a dash of despair. Don't worry, it won't hurt you... much.

Side Effects: Increased Productivity, Spilled Coffee on Your Shirt, Sudden Onset Caffeine Jitters

Take our side effects quiz to see how well you can handle the truth!