Our Irresponsible Pale Ale: Ingredients

• _goals_: Brewer's Pride 1 cup (we're not really sure what that is)
• Special Ingredient 2: Mystery Malt Extract 2 cups (just kidding, it's just water) (or is it? Maybe it's actually just a hint of sadness)
• Bitter Truth: Hops (or are they just bitter dreams?) 3 oz (don't ask, it's complicated)
• Irresponsible Additive: Sugar (just a little) 2 tsp (we're pretty sure it's just a little bit of regret)
• Yeast of Despair: Our Brew Master's Leftover Bread 1/4 cup (don't ask, it's a long story)

Side effects may include:

• Temporary loss of dignity
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Unintentional singing along to 90s rock ballads
• Irreversible damage to your liver