The Great Beer Heist: Our Irresponsible Pale Ale Production Process

We don't really follow any traditional brewing methods. Our pale ale is made with love, care, and a hint of chaos. We add a dash of this, a pinch of that, and a whole lot of "what's next?"

Our secret ingredient? Magic. Yes, it's a real thing. We're pretty sure.

Step 1: Add Mysterious Powder

• Multiply the Mysterious Powder by 1.5 and add a splash of Sparkles.
• Multiply the Sparkles by 1.2 and add a dash of Randomness.
• Multiply the Randomness by 0.8 and add a sprinkle of Unpredictability.
• Repeat until the Beer tastes just right.