Meet the team behind the world's most questionable bridge designs.
Our team consists of:
- Johnny Engineer, the mastermind behind the 'Bridge of Broken Dreams.'
- Sarah Constructionist, expert in the art of making things not fall apart (most of the time).
- Bob Mathemagician, a wizard of calculations (mostly made up numbers).
- Mike Materials Expert, our go-to guy for 'experts' on materials (mostly Google results).
Together, we're a team of masterminds (in our own minds).
Our mission is to create bridges that are:
- Highly unlikely to collapse under normal circumstances.
- Mostly straight and level.
- Not actually functional, but hey, it's the thought that counts!
We're always looking for new talent to join our team of questionable expertise. Apply now and become a part of the most extraordinary team in the industry!