Bridge of the Absurd

Welcome to the Bridge of the Absurd, where the laws of physics are but a distant memory. We've been working on this bridge for decades, and we still can't figure out how to make it not collapse under its own weight.

Our engineers are highly trained, but our accountants are even more highly trained. They're currently negotiating with the contractors to see who will foot the bill for the next emergency repair.

• Subbridge of the Preposterous - Where the absurdity gets even more preposterous.
• Bridge of the Incredible - Our sister bridge project where we try to make the laws of physics slightly less absurd.
• Bridge Construction Ethics Committee - We have one of these, because you can't make a bridge without one.