Welcome, traveler, to the most majestic, the most resplendent, the most utterly absurd bridge in all the land! Our engineers have toiled for years to craft a structure that defies the conventions of sanity and good taste.
Here, the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and the very fabric of reality is warped and distorted to accommodate the pure, unadulterated joy of crossing from one side to the other.
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