Welcome to the infamous Bucko McBridgepants Bridge of No Destination, where the path to enlightenment is actually just a series of confusing detours. Don't worry, it's not like we're lost or anything. We're just... exploring.
As you can see, the bridge is currently experiencing a bit of a existential crisis. Our engineers are working on it, but in the meantime, you can:
Or, you know what? Just walk across the bridge and see where it takes you. Who needs a destination, anyway?
We're not actually lost, we promise. But if you do get lost, don't blame us. It's not like we're trying to confuse you on purpose. (Or are we?)