FAQs about the Bridges of No Bridge, Starring Bucko-McBridgepants
Q: What is the purpose of the Bridges of No Bridge?
A: It's a mystery that has puzzled even the greatest minds of our time. Or, you know, it's just a bunch of random rocks in the middle of nowhere.
Q: Who is Bucko-McBridgepants?
A: He's a bridge enthusiast with a flair for the dramatic and a penchant for bad decisions. He's the self-proclaimed King of the Bridges of No Bridge.
Q: Can I build a bridge in the Bridges of No Bridge?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. The terrain is treacherous, the locals are unfriendly, and Bucko-McBridgepants has trademarked the name. You'll just have to build your own bridge elsewhere.
Q: Can I get a refund for the tolls I paid to enter the Bridges of No Bridge?
A: Negative. All sales are final, unless you're willing to negotiate with Bucko-McBridgepants himself. Good luck with that.
Q: Is there a bridge for sale?
A: Maybe. Possibly. Possibly. We're not really sure. You'll have to ask Bucko-McBridgepants, but be warned: he's a hard man to pin down.