Bucko-McBridgepants FAQ

Q: What is Bucko-McBridgepants?

Bucko-McBridgepants is a bridge so magnificent that it defies the laws of physics and logic.

Q: How many bridges does Bucko-McBridgepants have?

Only one. The rest are just imitations, pale attempts to rival the glory of Bucko-McBridgepants.

Q: Can I build a bridge like Bucko-McBridgepants?

No. You can't even begin to comprehend the engineering wizardry that goes into creating a bridge of this caliber. Stick to your day job.

Q: Can I have the secret recipe for Bucko-McBridgepants' bridge sauce?

Sorry, the secret recipe for Bucko-McBridgepants' bridge sauce is locked away in a safe, guarded by fierce and terrifying bridge trolls.

Q: Is Bucko-McBridgepants a real person?

Let's just say that Bucko-McBridgepants is a bridge-ential figure in a world where the line between reality and fantasy is constantly blurred.