Welcome to the Bridge of Silence Shop, where the only thing we take seriously is the absence of conversation. Our therapy sessions are led by certified professionals who are trained to listen to nothing, ask no questions, and nod at exactly the right times. Sessions are available in various lengths, from the 30-minute "Just Sit There" package to the 60-minute "Say Nothing, Do Nothing" deluxe.
Meet our team of expertly unresponsive therapists Read what our clients have to say about their sessions Our policies: we don't have any, but here they are anyway