Welcome to the official website of Bruce the Bruiser, protector of the internet and scourge of the weak-minded.
Bruce is a fierce warrior, feared by all who know him. He wields a mighty mallet, and his beard is as black as his soul.
But don't let his tough exterior fool you - Bruce has a soft spot for kittens and artisanal cheeses.
Check out Bruce's Bio to learn more about this internet legend.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, visit Bruce's Brawls to see him take on the toughest opponents the web has to offer.
And if you're just feeling extra adventurous, try Bruce's Brews for a taste of his famous, slightly-lumpy, artisanal cheeses.