Welcome to the Brutalist Canon

A Guide to the most Important Things in Life

Here, you will find the ultimate guide to the best, most crucial information in the universe.

Learn how to properly use a toaster, the art of eating Cheetos, and the ancient secrets of folding a fitted sheet.

We will also cover the prophets of the world, from the great philosopher, Chuck Norris, to the wise and just, Gordon Ramsay.

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