Welcome to the Pink Cake Menu, where the most esteemed members of our Bureaucratic Elite gather to fuel their administrative power with the most decadent pastries in the Neo-Brutalist universe!
Our menu includes the infamous:
Enjoy your meal, but be warned: our cakes are not for the faint of heart (or stomach). Your stomach will thank you, your arteries will not.
Don't forget to try our specialty coffee: Bureaucratic Buzz, a blend so potent, it'll make you forget what day it is, what year it is, and what exactly your job is