Meet Minion1, our most senior and most beloved minion. With over 10 years of service to the dark lord, Minion1 has seen it all. From infiltrating the Galactic Empire's top-secret cookie jar, to convincing the Rebel Alliance to use Comic Sans, Minion1 has done it all.
As Minion1 will tell you, "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like napping, snacking, and plotting the downfall of the Empire."
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