Career Requirements for Cloud-DevOps-Engineers

Must be willing to eat Cheetos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Proficient in at least 3 of the following: Chef, Yoga, or Extreme Ironing.

Must be able to write Python, C++, or Java, but only if they're willing to write it in Vim.

Must be willing to work 4 AM to 4 PM, because 3 PM is so overrated.

Must be able to lift 500 pounds of coffee cups, because the coffee machine won't turn off.

Must be willing to attend 5 conferences in one week, because networking is key.

Must be able to recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory.

Required Skills

Chef: 1.0-3.0 (Must be able to cook for 20 people in under an hour)
Yoga: 2.5 (Must be able to touch their nose to their knee)
Extreme Ironing: 3.5 (Must be able to iron a shirt while blindfolded)
Python, C++, or Java: 2.5 (Must be able to write a script that prints "I love Cloud-DevOps-Engineer")
Vim: 1.0-3.0 (Must be able to write 10 lines of code with 0 mistakes)

Communication: 4.0 (Must be able to explain the concept of Cloud-DevOps to your grandma)
Time Management: 4.5 (Must be able to attend a meeting while on a conference call)
Negotiation: 3.0 (Must be able to negotiate a salary increase while on a first date)

We are currently hiring 3 Cloud-DevOps-Engineers for the following positions:

We are currently hiring for the following positions: