Section 2: CFO 2.0's Greatest Hits
Where the magic happens, folks! This is where we store our most prized possessions: the secrets to our success.
Our Top-Notch Policies
Don't get lost in the sea of corporate jargon. Here's our policy cheat sheet:
- Policy 1: We don't actually have policy 1, but we're working on it.
- Policy 2: Don't touch our stapler. It's just really pretty.
- Policy 3: We have a strict no-talking policy during meetings. Unless you're talking about yourself. That's okay.