Here at Merger and Acquisitions, we specialize in making the impossible possible. Our team of expert wizards have mastered the art of financial magic, conjuring up deals that will leave you speechless.
Our Number One Trick is the 'Acquisition-o-Matic 5000', a machine that can merge any two companies with a mere flick of the wrist and a whispered password.
But don't just take our word for it, see for yourself:
Or, if you're feeling bold: