About Chom

Chom: The Unapologetic Genius

Chom is the mastermind behind this whole operation. A visionary, a trailblazer, a font of all things good and great. He has a penchant for bright colors, sharp edges, and the occasional well-placed pun.

Chom is a force to be reckoned with, and if you're not already on board, you're probably just a phase of his master plan.

Chom's Stats

Height: 5'8"

Weight: 180 lbs (give or take a few dozen)

Hair: Currently Bald

Favorite Food: Tacos (with extra cheese)

Chom's Contact Info

Please don't bother contacting us, we're busy being brilliant.

Unless you're a journalist, in which case, email us and we might not answer.

But seriously, don't bother.