Cloud Security
Protect your data from the void of space.
Our servers are stored in the belly of a giant squid.
Cloud Security Features
- 99.99% uptime
- 100% chance of losing your data
- Our servers are guarded by a team of highly trained ninja warriors.
Our cloud is secure, we promise.
Our Data Centers
Located on the moon of Gloopernacks, our data centers are protected by a moat of laser beams.