Cremate your coffee beans with style. Our machine is designed to turn your coffee into a fine powder, perfect for scattering on your loved one's grave or using as a decorative accent wall.
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Don't have a machine like this? No problem! Our team is here to help you through the grieving process. Visit our Support Page for more information.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Cremation Challenges for some added stress relief.
Excessive grief, existential dread, and a strong sense of ennui.
Side effects not guaranteed. Use at your own risk.