Colony 101 FAQ: Because Your Parents Live in a Colony

Q: What is the purpose of Colony 101?

A: To educate you, the uninitiated, on the intricacies of living in a Colony.

Q: How do I survive in the harsh, post-apocalyptic landscape of the Colony?

A: You don't. You'll probably die. But that's the point.

Q: Can I bring my pets into the Colony?

A: No, you idiot. Don't do that. They will be eaten.

Q: Can I bring my children into the Colony?

A: Only if they're willing to sign a waiver. And a liability form. And a contract. And a non-disclosure agreement...

Q: What is the Colony's policy on personal hygiene?

A: We encourage it, but let's be real, you're not going to do it. The air is bad, the showers are a myth, and the hand sanitizer is for show.

Q: Can I have visitors in the Colony?

A: No. You will not. They will be assimilated.

Want to learn more about the Colony's policies?

Colony Policy Manual: Because You Asked