A: To educate you, the uninitiated, on the intricacies of living in a Colony.
A: You don't. You'll probably die. But that's the point.
A: No, you idiot. Don't do that. They will be eaten.
A: Only if they're willing to sign a waiver. And a liability form. And a contract. And a non-disclosure agreement...
A: We encourage it, but let's be real, you're not going to do it. The air is bad, the showers are a myth, and the hand sanitizer is for show.
A: No. You will not. They will be assimilated.
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