It all started in a dingy, cramped office cubicle, where the fluorescent lights hummed like a sad trombone. Our hero, Bob, was a middle manager with a bad comb-over and a love for beige pants. One day, he stumbled upon a mysterious pamphlet titled "Escape the Cube!"
Bob was drawn in by the promise of freedom and the thrill of adventure. He devoured the pamphlet in one sitting, and soon he was leading a rebellion of cubicle-dwellers, all seeking to break free from the shackles of soul-sucking corporate culture.
As the revolution grew, so did our hero. Bob donned a pair of bright orange jumpsuit, and together with his comrades, they stormed the office break room, demanding better coffee and a foosball table.
And so, Colony 101 was born. A place where the brave and the bored come to play. Where the fluorescent lights are replaced with lava lamps, and the coffee is strong and free. Where the only thing that's not optional is the mandatory attendance of our weekly "Casual Fridays" meetings.