We're the crown jewel of the galaxy's most elite colonies. Population: 5 (and counting). We're the epitome of efficiency, with our state-of-the-art recycling facilities and our patented "one-person-per-planet" architecture.
Our residents are experts in the field of Extreme Ironing, and we're proud to have hosted the galaxy's first-ever Intergalactic Ironing Competition. Don't even get us started on our award-winning "Colony 102's Guide to Efficient Living" book series.
Want to learn more about our esteemed residents? Click here to learn about our current reigning champion of Extreme Ironing, "Iron" Ian.
We're currently experiencing some... interesting... technical difficulties with our life support systems. Please, for the love of all that is good, do not send us any more "gifts" of exotic, toxic space slugs.