Located on a remote planet, 37 million kilometers away from the Galactic Senate. Our colony is known for its breathtaking views, mediocre Wi-Fi, and an unhealthy obsession with bureaucracy.
Want to learn more about our esteemed leaders?
Meet the Council of Seven: The Unyielding, The Unyieldinger, The Unyieldinger-est, and more!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Take the Guided Tour of the Colony's Many Boring Wards!
Or, if you're just here for the Wi-Fi:
Visit the Lobby, where the signal-to-noise ratio is at its lowest!