Welcome to the Galactic Lobby

We are the Colonial Lobotomys, the ruling class of the Andromeda galaxy.

You are currently browsing the Lobby, where we make our grand announcements and decrees.

Below, you'll find links to our most popular subpages:

• Read our Manifesto
• Our Glorious History
• Our Grand Strategy

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Apply for Colonial Citizenship Today!

(Disclaimer: Citizenship comes with a 3000-year contract and a 50% chance of being excommunicated for treason.)