Colony Manifesto
By order of the Great Overlord, all citizens of New Utopia must read and adhere to this manifesto.
Read the First SectionArticle I: The Colony is a utopian paradise where the sun always shines and the coffee is always strong.
Article II: All citizens are free to pursue their passions and live in harmony with one another.
Article III: The Overlord has the final say, and you will obey.
Read the Appendix