Meeting Minutes from the Galactic Overlords' Committee for Interplanetary Cooperation
Present: Chairman Zorvath, Lord of the Sith and Vice-Chairwoman Xexu, Benevolent Dictator
Topic 1: Alien Invasion Strategies
Chairman Zorvath: "We must consider the merits of a full-scale nuclear assault on the planet Zorbia."
Vice-Chairwoman Xexu: "I'm not sure that's the most... diplomatic approach."
Chairman Zorvath: "Pah! We're not here to make friends, we're here to conquer."
Next meeting: Scheduled for 3 Earth weeks
Member 4, The Accountant: "Can we get a copy of the budget, Chairman?"
Chairman Zorvath: "Not now, Member 4, we're in a crisis situation."
Member 5, The Historian: "But Chairman, have you considered the historical implications of our actions?"
Chairman Zorvath: "Implications? Ha! We're not concerned with the petty squabbles of the past. We're concerned with the PRESENT... and the FUTURE!"
Next meeting: Scheduled for 3 Earth weeks
Member 5, The Historian will be providing a comprehensive analysis of the committee's past actions.
This will be a long and arduous task, but someone has to do it.
Member 5, The Historian will be compensated for this service, naturally.
Meeting adjourned.