Dear Committee,
It is with a heavy heart and a lighter wallet that I submit my resignation, effective immediately. The constant meetings, the endless emails, the 'synergy' discussions that could've been solved by just Googling 'what the actual point is' have finally taken their toll on my poor, fragile psyche.
Take a look at who's next in lineYours sincerely,
Former Committee Member 3
Read my last will (it's not as exciting as it sounds)