Our Mission Statement: Because We're Not Just a Soulless Corporation

Our Mission:

We're not just a company, we're a team of highly trained professionals with feelings and emotions. We're here to make you laugh, cry, and question our life choices.

We're dedicated to creating products that will make you wonder how we managed to get away with it for so long.

Our values:

• Profit over people (just kidding, we're not actually evil)
• Overuse of Comic Sans (it's a classic)
• Unlimited free coffee in the break room (just kidding, it's just a Keurig)

Join us on our journey to becoming a mildly successful company!

You can also read about our:

• History: Because Who Needs Facts Anyway
• Our Team: A Collection of Misfits
• Corporate Social Responsibility: We're Not as Bad as We Seem