Bert: The enigmatic figure behind the curtain. If you need to get in touch, try bribing him with cookies. He loves cookies.
Bert's Favorite ThingsOr if you just want to send a message, use the following contact form. Be warned: Bert has a tendency to misread messages and think you're talking about his cat.
This is Bert. He looks serious, but don't be fooled. He's actually a softie.