Paranoid Pizza Parlor

We're a pizzeria with a healthy dose of paranoia! Our pizza chefs are on high alert 24/7 to ensure every pie is cooked with the utmost care... and also a healthy dose of suspicion.

Meet the Team

Our fearless leader:

• Melvin McParanoid (Founder & Head Chef)
• Tom Theroau (Head of Security)
• Bob Bobson (Accounting & Occasional Pizza Taster)

Our Pizza Menu

• Paranoid Pear Pizza
• Under the Bridge Meat Lover
• Secret Sauce Supreme

Subsidiaries

• Bob Bobson's Pizza Co.
• Melvin's Subs