Cremer Empire Foreign Policy: A Primer

Welcome to the Cremer Empire's Foreign Policy Primer, where we outline our approach to global domination... err, diplomacy.

Our policy is simple: we use our unparalleled charm, wit, and mastery of the art of doing absolutely nothing to get what we want.

Key tenets of our policy include:

• Make everyone love us, or at least tolerate us.
• Use sarcasm to deflect criticism.
• Deploy an army of highly trained, highly caffeinated accountants to negotiate trade deals.
• Host lavish parties to distract from any actual progress.

We're a force to be reckoned with, and our opponents are always left wondering how we managed to get what we wanted without actually trying.

For more on our approach, visit our Diplomatic Corps for more information.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Secret Agents for a taste of our more clandestine operations.

But wait, there's more! Our Cultural Institutes will show you just how much we love art, music, and literature.

Don't forget to tip the staff when you visit our glorious Empire!