About the Creators: Neo-Brutalist Masterminds

Meet the team behind the most aesthetically-challenged website in the galaxy

Neonate McSassface

Our fearless leader and chief designer. She's got the vision, the talent, and the questionable life choices.

Neonate McAssface

Our resident code wizard. He's the one who keeps us from falling into the abyss of coding despair.

Neonate McAssface (again, because we really need two of him)

Our second (and also second) code wizard. He's like the Mc minimalist, but with more coffee.