Carbon Offsetting for the Discerning Philanthropist

At Offset 10 Tons, we understand the importance of reducing your carbon footprint. That's why we're here to help you compensate for your existence in the grand scheme of things.

For just $10, we'll plant a tree, or three, or ten. Our trees are grown in a state-of-the-art, carbon-negative facility where we've cleverly engineered the perfect ratio of oxygen to carbon dioxide.

Our Carbon Offsetting Options:

1. Tree Megastructure - Our most popular package, where we'll plant a towering megastructure of 10 trees, complete with intricate root systems and a dash of whimsy.

2. Forest Frivolity - For the true connoisseur, where we'll plant 100 trees, complete with personalized tree tags and a complimentary forest-to-table dinner experience.

3. Zero Carbon Zip - Our most exclusive package, where we'll plant a negative 10 trees, because, why not?