Welcome to Carbon Offsetting 2.0: The Sequel

We're not just a carbon offsetting program, we're a lifestyle.

Our state-of-the-art, highly scientific process involves planting trees, but mostly just talking about it.

Join us in our mission to save the planet, one click at a time.

Carbon Offsetting 2.0:_goals

• Reduce carbon emissions

• Plant more trees

• Pretend we're actually doing something

• Get a nice certificate of authenticity

Carbon Offsetting 2.0: methods

• Planting Trees: The Art of Not Really Doing Anything

• Carbon Capture: Because Who Needs Actual Action?

• Carbon Credits: Because You Can Never Have Too Many Certificates

• The Ancient Art of Talking About It: The Carbon Offset Way