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Decree 101: The Most Important Decree Ever Issued

By the Supreme Decree-Holder, Lord Decreeius Maximus

WHEREAS, the people have been suffering from a lack of decisiveness in their daily lives;

BE IT RESOLVED, that all citizens shall wear funny hats on Tuesdays;

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, that all food shall be consumed with a side of cheese;

BE IT ENACTED, that all meetings shall be held in virtual reality;

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, this Decree 101 shall be the law of the land.

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