Welcome to Slippery-Slope-University, where the pursuit of knowledge is only slightly hindered by the crippling fear of actually learning anything!

Our esteemed faculty consists of the world's leading experts in the fields of "Procrastination Studies," "The Art of Napping," and "The Science of Doing Nothing."

Our state-of-the-art facilities include a fully-stocked vending machine that never runs out of Cheetos, a library with a 99% chance of being locked, and a cafeteria that serves only the finest in institutionalized slop.

Take a step further down the slippery slope and explore our:

Procrastination Studies 101 The Art of Napping The Science of Doing Nothing Our World-Famous Cafeteria Slop