About Us
Our campus is a maze of twisting corridors and dark, damp rooms. Our faculty consists of eccentric professors who will challenge your perceptions and question your sanity.
We offer courses in the unorthodox, the unorthodoxed, and the utterly absurd.
- Mind Control 301 - Learn to bend reality to your will.
- Quantum Nonsense 202 - Explore the absurdities of quantum mechanics.
- Chaos Theory 303 - Discover the secrets of the universe through the application of utter randomness.
Our Mission
We aim to turn you into a functioning sociopath in four years or less.
Our motto: "Expect the unexpected, but not_goals."