Welcome to the esteemed institution of Fartacus, where the air is always thick with knowledge and the smell is always...fragrant.
Our faculty of esteemed professors are renowned for their expertise in the field of flatulence, and we're not just blowing hot air (although, to be fair, we do have some of the best wind scientists in the business).
Visit our research lab: The Fartatorium to learn more about the latest advancements in gaseous emissions and how we're changing the world, one fart at a time.
Or, if you're feeling a little...gassy, head to our on-campus cafeteria: The Fart Bistro for a meal that's sure to clear your sinuses.