Welcome to the Fjord University of Interdimensional Studies!

About the Fjord Professors

Meet the esteemed professors of the Fjord University of Interdimensional Studies, where the art of doing nothing is a science.

Professor Bjorn Fjordsen

Professor Fjordsen is a renowned expert in the field of doing absolutely nothing. His research on the art of lounging on the couch has been widely published.

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Professor Helga Fjordsdaughter

Professor Fjordsdaughter is a celebrated authority on the science of procrastination. Her book "The Art of Doing Nothing: A Fjordian Perspective" is a classic.

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